A Little Laughter

*Eat well. Stay fit. Die anyway
*I'm in shape!!! Round is a shape.
*Practice safe eating- always use condiments.
*I'm already two years ahead on my daily fat allowance. I'm looking for skinny peopleto see if I can borrow theirs.
*Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever!
*The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.